For 7 & 8-Figure DTC Brands ONLY:

Get 60 Static Ads FREE!

If they perform, your next batch is $750. After that, continue at $1,499/mo or cancel anytime.

Updated: May 21, 2026

Dear Brand Owners, CMOs, or Directors of Paid Marketing...

If you're managing a DTC brand that does $3M+/year, you already know that creative fatigue is one of the fastest ways to stall profitable growth.

That's why we're making this bold offer:

We will design your first 60 static image ads for free.

We want to prove our creative where it actually matters: inside your ad account.

If you love the results, your next 60 ads will be just $750.

After that, you’ll move to our standard rate of $1,499 per month.

If at any point you don't feel we are helping your brand acquire customers more profitably, you can cancel.

No questions asked.

In just a few days, you can have your first 15 ads ready to go.

Here is what you get:

  • 60 FREE static ads - enough new creative to test against your current winners without paying the usual agency premium upfront.

  • Direct-response copywriting baked into every concept, not just beautiful design.

  • Zero meetings or strategy calls – our workflow keeps the process moving without adding another person for you to manage.

  • Proven layouts modeled after the top 1% DTC brands, so your ads are built from patterns already working across high-spend Meta accounts.

  • A steady flow of fresh static concepts – swap out dead ads the second your acquisition costs go up so you never have to slow down your daily spend.

  • Professional-grade static assets that focus on your bottom line, without the slow turnaround and heavy overhead of traditional video-first agencies.

We only focus on static ads for e-commerce brands.

That focus gives us a sharper read on which messages, layouts, hooks, and offers get people to click.

We have analyzed thousands of top-performing ads across the 8 and 9-figure DTC landscape.

We don't ask you to trust our taste.

We ask you to trust the data.

If our ads drop your costs by even 10%, the service pays for itself.

So why are we giving away 60 ads for free?

The answer is simple:

We believe the easiest way to earn your business is to let the ads prove themselves first.

We don't have account managers or fancy offices.

We focus 100% on the only thing that makes you money: the ad itself.

If the first 60 give you enough signal to keep going, your next batch of 60 is just $750.

After that, we handle all your static creative needs for a flat $1,499 per month.

There are no hidden fees and no long-term contracts.

But you do have a choice to make.

You can keep doing what you're doing now.

You can keep watching your ROAS drop because your creative is fatiguing every 3 days.

You can spend your time managing designers and sitting in meetings instead of growing your brand.

Or, you can let us take that weight off your shoulders.

Get 60 fresh, high-performing static ads by the end of the month, at no cost to you.

There is no risk here because there is no bill.

We are asking for the chance to prove our value.

If our ads don’t outperform your current ones, you don't pay us a dime.

We only want to move forward if we are making you money.

That is the only way a partnership like this works.

The process is simple.

Click the button below.

It will take you to a secure Stripe checkout page.

You will see that the price today is $0.00.

However, we do ask for card information.

We do this because each free batch requires real strategy, copywriting, and design time from our team.

Card verification helps us reserve those spots for established brands that are serious about testing the work.

You will not be charged a penny today.

This simply secures your spot in our production queue.

You have a full 30 days to test your 60 free ads.

If you love the results and want to keep going, do nothing.

Your next batch of 60 ads will be billed at just $750 at the end of the month.

After that, we’ll move to our standard flat rate of $1,499.

If you decide we aren't the right fit, just send an email to randy@staticsugar.co at any time before the 30 days are up.

We will cancel your subscription immediately, and you will never be charged.

No questions asked, and no hoops to jump through.

Stop letting creative fatigue hold back your brand.

Click the button below to go to the checkout page, secure your 60 free ads for $0, and let’s start winning on Meta.

To your success,

Randy

P.S. Remember, we can only handle a few new brands each month while keeping our design quality this high.

P.P.S By entering your details today, you lock in your spot for your first 60 free ads. If you find our ads don't beat your current control, just email me at randy@staticsugar.co and you'll never pay a cent.