For 7 & 8-Figure DTC Brands ONLY:

Try 60 Ads For FREE!

Then Pay $750 For the Next 60, And Our Full $1,499/mo Rate After That (or cancel)

Updated: 12th of May, 2026

Dear Brand Owner, CMO, or Creative Strategist...

If you're scaling a 7 or 8-figure DTC brand, you already know that creative fatigue is the single biggest threat to your growth.

That's why we're making this bold offer:

We will design your first 60 static image ads for free.

As an agency, we want to prove the quality of our creative in your actual ad accounts.

If you love the results, your next 60 ads will be just $750.

After that, you’ll move to our standard rate of $1,499 per month.

If at any point you don't feel we are moving the needle for your brand, you can cancel.

No questions asked.

In just a few days, you can have your first 15 ads ready to go.

Here is what you get:

  • 60 FREE static ads - giving you a massive volume of new creative to test against your current winners without the $10,000 agency price tag.

  • We focus on direct-response copywriting, not just "aesthetics"

  • Zero meetings or strategy calls – we use a streamlined workflow to turn out assets so you can focus on your brand instead of managing another person on your creative team.

  • Proven layouts modeled after the top 1% DTC brands, ensuring every image we design is based on what is currently spending millions of dollars profitably on Meta.

  • A steady flow of "scroll-stoppers" – swap out dead ads the second your acquisition costs go up so you never have to slow down your daily spend.

  • Professional-grade static assets that focus on your bottom line, allowing you to bypass the slow turnaround times and high overhead of traditional video-first agencies.

We only focus on static ads for e-commerce brands.

So we know what messaging and designs actually get clicks.

We have analyzed thousands of top-performing ads across the 8 and 9-figure DTC landscape.

We don't ask you to trust our taste.

We ask you to trust the data.

If our ads drop your costs by even 10%, the service pays for itself.

So why are we giving away 60 ads for free?

The answer is simple:

We know that once you see our ads work in your account, the results will do the selling for us.

We don't have account managers or fancy offices.

We focus 100% on the only thing that makes you money: the ad itself.

Once we find your next winning ad with those first 60 images, we will start your next batch of 60 for just $750.

After that, we handle all your static creative needs for a flat $1,499 per month.

There are no hidden fees and no long-term contracts.

But you do have a choice to make.

You can keep doing what you're doing now.

You can keep keep watching your ROAS drop because your creative is fatiguing every 3 days.

You can spend your time managing designers and sitting in meetings instead of growing your brand.

Or, you can let us take that weight off your shoulders.

Get 60 fresh, high-performing static ads by the end of the month, at no cost to you.

There is no risk here because there is no bill.

We are asking for the chance to prove our value.

If our ads don’t outperform your current ones, you don't pay us a dime.

We only want to move forward if we are making you money.

That is the only way a partnership like this works.

The process is simple.

Click the button below.

It will take you to a secure Stripe checkout page.

You will see that the price today is $0.00.

However, we do ask for card information.

We do this to filter out the "tire-kickers" (dropshippers and beginners).

Because we provide so much manual work for free upfront, we have to make sure we are only spending our time on serious brands that are ready to scale.

You will not be charged a penny today.

This simply secures your spot in our queue.

You have a full 30 days to test your 60 free ads.

If you love the results and want to keep going, don't do anything.

Your next batch of 60 ads will be billed at just $750 at the end of the month.

After that, we’ll move to our standard flat rate of $1,499.

If you decide we aren't the right fit, just send an email to randy@staticsugar.co at any time before the 30 days are up.

We will cancel your subscription immediately, and you will never be charged.

Stop letting creative fatigue hold back your brand.

Click the button below to go to the checkout page, secure your 60 free ads for $0, and let’s start winning on Meta.

To your success,

Randy

P.S. Remember, we can only handle a few new brands each month while keeping our design quality this high.

P.P.S By entering your details today, you lock in your spot for the next 60 ads. If you find our ads don't beat your current control, just email me at randy@staticsugar.co and you'll never pay a cent.