For 7 & 8-Figure DTC Brands ONLY:

Try 60 Ads For FREE!

Then Pay $750 For the Next 60, And Our Full $1,499/mo Rate After (or cancel)

Updated: 12th of May, 2026

Dear brand owner, CMO, or Creative Strategist...

If you're managing a 7 or 8-figure DTC brand, you already know that creative fatigue is the single biggest threat to your growth.

You don't need to be sold on the importance of static ads...

You just need a reliable way to get them at scale without the typical in-house overhead.

(Like a designer that costs you $48,000/yr and doesn't know a thing about copywriting.)

That's why we are making this straightforward offer:

We will design your first 60 static image ads for free.

We want to prove the quality of our creative in your actual ad accounts.

If you love the results, your next 60 ads will be just $750.

After that, you’ll move to our standard rate of $1,499 per month.

If at any point you don't feel we are moving the needle for your brand, you can cancel.

No questions asked.

In just a few days, you will have 60 fresh ads ready to go.

These aren't just "pretty pictures."

They are 60 different hooks and visual ideas.

Each one is built to lower your costs on Meta and stop the scroll.

You will never have to slow down your spending just because your creative went stale.

Because we deliver 15 assets at a time, you have enough creative "runway" to test two fresh ads every single day for a month.

This high velocity creates a buffer.

Even if your current winner fatigues tomorrow morning, you already have dozens of pre-vetted backups ready to be toggled on.

This ensures your ROAS stays stable, no matter how much you scale.

Here is what you get:

  • High-volume testing without the $10,000 monthly fee of a big agency.

  • We focus on direct-response copywriting, not just "looking cool."

  • We don’t have long meetings or "strategy sessions." We use a streamlined workflow to turn out assets without taking up any more of your time.

We focus only on static ads for e-commerce brands.

We know which layouts and styles actually get clicks.

We have analyzed thousands of top-performing ads across the 8 and 9-figure DTC landscape.

We’ve identified that high-contrast "Problem-Solution" ads and simple benefit callouts consistently outperform "pretty" lifestyle shots in high-spend accounts.

Our library of winning patterns isn't based on what looks good to a designer... it's based on what has already spent millions of dollars profitably on Meta.

We don't ask you to trust our "artistic taste."

We ask you to trust the data.

Our system is built on the same rules used by the world’s most profitable brands.

We follow the strict direct-response principles that 8 and 9-figure brands use to dominate the auction.

This includes the "Rule of One"...

Focusing each ad on a single big idea, and using visual hierarchies that guide the eye directly to the offer.

We don't guess.

We apply the same psychological triggers and layout structures used by the fastest-growing companies in e-commerce today.

If our ads drop your costs by even 10%, the service pays for itself.

Why are we giving away 60 ads for free?

The answer is simple: At your scale, the numbers don't lie.

We know that once you see our ads work in your account, the results will do the selling for us.

We cut out the fluff.

We don't have account managers or fancy offices.

We focus 100% on the only thing that makes you money: the ad itself.

Once we find your next winning ad with those first 60 images, we will start your next batch of 60 for just $750.

After that, we handle all your static creative needs for a flat $1,499 per month.

There are no hidden fees and no long-term contracts.

You have a choice to make.

You can keep doing what you are doing now.

You can keep paying high retainers for slow work, or you can keep watching your ROAS drop because your creative is fatiguing every 3 days.

You can spend your time managing designers and sitting in meetings instead of growing your brand.

Or, you can let us take that weight off your shoulders.

You can get 60 fresh, high-performing static ads in your account by next week, at no cost to you.

There is no risk here because there is no bill.

We are asking for the chance to prove our value.

If our ads don’t outperform your current ones, you don't owe us a dime.

We only want to move forward if we are making you money.

That is the only way a partnership like this works.

The process is simple.

Click the button below. It will take you to a secure Stripe checkout page.

You will see that the price today is $0.00.

We do ask for your credit card information to start the trial.

We do this to filter out the "tire-kickers."

Because we provide so much manual work for free upfront, we have to make sure we are only spending our time on serious brands that are ready to scale.

You will not be charged a penny today.

This simply secures your spot in our production queue.

You have a full 30 days to test your 60 free ads.

If you love the results and want to keep going, do nothing.

Your next batch of 60 ads will be billed at just $750 at the end of the month.

After that, we’ll move to our standard flat rate of $1,499.

If you decide we aren't the right fit, just send an email to randy@staticsugar.co at any time before the 30 days are up.

We will cancel your subscription immediately, and you will never be charged.

No questions asked, and no hoops to jump through.

Stop letting creative fatigue hold back your brand.

Click the button below to go to the checkout page, secure your 60 free ads for $0, and let’s start winning on Meta.

To your success,

Randy

P.S. Remember, we can only handle a few new brands each month while keeping our design quality this high.

P.P.S By entering your details today, you lock in your spot for the next 60 ads. If you find our ads don't beat your current control, just email me at randy@staticsugar.co and you'll never pay a cent.